Accidents
Will Happen (But According to
Plan) -
William Quincy Belle Bobby
had
just enough time to grit his teeth and squeeze his eyes shut. It was a
natural
reaction, almost an autonomic response. Anyone would do the same if you
turned
your head to see a car running a red light and coming right at your
driver-side
door, he figured. Getting hit broadside means a car is going to end up
in your
lap, and guess what? You’re going to end up dead, as in dead as a
doornail. And
where the heck did the expression dead as a doornail come from anyway?
Was this
the type of thing that ran through your head in the last seconds of
your life? Bobby
chuckled at the absurdity of this. Dead
as a doornail. Who cares? Who cares now? He was a goner. This
was the end
of it all. Bobby
frowned. He had heard that in certain circumstances, time can appear to
slow
down. But now, hadn’t several seconds gone by and shouldn’t that car
have
already slammed into him? He
opened one
eye. He looked, but what he was looking at didn’t register. Bobby
opened both
eyes. He stared, perplexed by the scene in front of him. Was he
hallucinating?
Was he already dead? This didn’t make any sense. Bobby glanced around.
Yep,
here he was, sitting in the driver’s seat of his Toyota Corolla. There
was the
dashboard. He was holding onto the steering wheel. His right foot was
on the
accelerator. He
turned
back and gazed out the driver-side window. He was staring at the front
grill of
a humongous sport utility vehicle. It took up his entire field of
vision and he
wondered if it wasn’t a car but a truck, one of those semi-trailer
trucks. Why in heaven’s name did people buy
such
large vehicles? Are we compensating for a small penis or something? Bobby
smiled
at his joke. Then it hit him. What the
hell? The SUV wasn’t moving. It was frozen a couple of feet
from the side
of his car. Bobby looked down at the front bumper outside his window
and
considered it in relation to the road. He confirmed it wasn’t moving. Did the owner brake at the last second? God,
what a close call. It occurred to him that his colleagues
back at the
office would freak when he told them how close he had come to being
killed. Bobby
grinned. Who doesn’t grin when they realize Lady Luck has smiled upon
them and
they’ve walked away from a potential accident, a lethal one at that?
Bobby
stared at the grill of the SUV. The vehicle was so big; he pictured it
crushing
his Corolla like an egg. He must be the luckiest goddamn guy in the
world. As
Bobby
continued to stare at the SUV, he realized something strange. His car
wasn’t
moving. He looked back and forth between the front window and the SUV.
Nothing
moved. He wondered if everybody had stopped at once when they saw there
would
be an accident. But wait. Why wasn’t his car moving? It had been
moving. He’d
been driving through an intersection. The light had been green, and he
had the
right of way. It had been at that point movement had caught his
attention, so
he glanced out the driver-side window to see the SUV barreling down on
him. It
was at that moment he had a split second to grasp that the huge car had
run the
red light, had crossed the opposite lane without hitting anything
coming the
other way, and was heading right for his side door. And it was during
that
split second he understood there wasn’t a single thing he could do to
avoid
this disaster. The SUV would slam into him and more than likely kill
him. If it
didn’t kill him, he would be maimed for life. Bobby hadn’t even had
time to get
angry and swear. He squeezed his eyes shut and gritted his teeth,
readying
himself for the inevitable. But the inevitable what? Was this going to
hurt?
Would he feel anything, or would he lose consciousness to wake up days
later
from a coma all done up in a body cast, lying in a hospital bed? Bobby
turned
to look out the passenger-side windows. Everything was still. He looked
in
every direction, out the front, out the back, to the right, and to the
left and
couldn’t see a single person. He thought that somebody would have
gotten out of
their car to find out what was going on. This was weird. Now
what?
Bobby sat with both hands on the steering wheel staring at the
speedometer in
the dashboard straight ahead of him. He wasn’t looking at his speed,
although
the needle was up to thirty; he was trying to conjure a rational
explanation
for this situation and decide what he would do next. This was bizarre
and no,
he couldn’t think of any other incident in his entire life which would
compare
to it. Bobby’s
eyes
focused on the needle in the speedometer. Thirty miles per hour. He
stared
again out his window down at the ground. His car wasn’t moving. How was
this
possible? He wracked his brain to figure out how any of this could
happen, but
no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t come up with any logical
explanation.
What to do? Maybe he should get out and survey the scene. Bobby
glanced
again at the front bumper of the SUV. It was close, damn close to the
side of
the car. He tried to judge the distance, wondering if he could get his
door to
open. Even if he could get the door open, would he be able to squeeze
through
the narrow gap? Maybe the better thing to do would be to go out on the
passenger side. He’d have to climb over the console, but what the hey? Nothing
seemed to block the passenger-side door. Bobby unbuckled his seatbelt
and was
turning in his seat when he heard a noise outside. He stopped and
listened.
Everything had been dead silent, but now there was no mistaking it, he
could
hear the sound of footsteps. But the footsteps didn’t sound as he would
have
expected to hear in the middle of an intersection. This was an asphalt
road,
and there was no way a shoe step would sound like that on asphalt. This
sounded
more like a shoe on a tile floor. There was that distinctive click of
the heel
on a hard surface. Bobby
craned
his neck to look back. He wasn’t sure, but the sound of the steps
seemed to be
coming from behind his car on the passenger side. The steps were
getting
louder, but he couldn’t see anyone approaching. Bobby
saw the
silhouette of a figure move beside his car. The figure stopped, and the
car
door was opened from the outside. The head of a man appeared in the
open door. “Bobby
Harris?” Bobby
stared
at the man and said, “Ah, yes.” “I
don’t
think you have enough room on the other side to get out. I think the
front bumper
is too close to the door. How about you scoot across the seat and get
out
here?” The man smiled. “Now watch yourself on the console. Don’t get
yourself
caught on the stick.” The head disappeared, and Bobby could see the man
push
the door open as he took a step back. Bobby hesitated. What
the heck is going on? Who is this guy? The
man bent
over so his head was visible in the opening again. “Coming?” Bobby
said,
“Yes,” and climbed over the console of his car. He fumbled in the close
quarters as he got over the console and avoided the gearshift. It
occurred to
him as he did so that the stick was still in drive, yet his car
remained at a
standstill. Bobby
hauled
himself out of the car and stood up. The man had taken another step
back and
was smiling at him. Bobby didn’t recognize him and wondered who he was.
The
police? A rescue worker? A passer-by? The man’s suit seemed to indicate
he
wasn’t someone working in an official capacity. Bobby glanced around
and
noticed a change. What the heck? Everything
was white. There was nothing but white. There was no intersection, no
other
cars, and no landscape. It was all white. He looked at his left hand
and yes,
it was gripping the top of the car door. Yes, the car door was there,
but
everything else was white. “I’m
sorry.
You must be discombobulated.” The man’s voice had a pleasant, friendly
tone to
it. Bobby
glanced
toward the front of his car, but it wasn’t there. He half turned and
looked at
the door he still touched. He could see the open doorway to the
interior of his
car and the open door itself, but the rest of the car wasn’t there at
all. It
was white. Bobby bent down and looked inside. The interior was
there—the seats,
the steering wheel, and the dashboard. Bobby looked out the driver-side
window
at the grill of the SUV, which was still visible, a couple of feet from
the
side of his Corolla. He stood up again and looked in that direction,
but there
was no roof to his car. Extending from the edge of the open doorway
there was
only white. The outside of his car didn’t exist. It was as if the open
door of
the car was hanging in space, in the middle of whiteness. Bobby
couldn’t see
any ground below him, just this same white. He picked up his feet one
after
another, then shuffled on whatever he was standing on. It felt solid
but looked
like more of this white, more of this sameness that seemed to be
everywhere. “Where
am I?”
said Bobby staring at the ground, not yet addressing the stranger. “Am
I dead?” “No,
you’re
not dead.” The man sounded matter-of-fact. “I’ll try to answer your
questions,
but how about we move along? There’s no point in hanging around here.”
He
paused as though waiting for Bobby to turn toward him. Bobby
faced
the man, who stood there smiling. “Who are you?” “This
is a
forty-second dimensional time break. It is a necessary part of doing a
reset.”
The man kept smiling as he extended a hand toward Bobby. “You can call
me
Mike.” Bobby
stared
at the man’s hand. After a moment, Mike raised an eyebrow and moved his
hand in
a gesture indicating that Bobby should shake it. When Bobby reached
out, Mike
seized his hand and shook it with enthusiastic friendliness. “There,
now.
Hello, Bobby. Now let’s move on, shall we? Would you mind stepping away
from
the vehicle?” Mike gestured away from the car. Bobby hesitated, then
did as he
was told. “Great,”
said
Mike, pushing the car door closed. There was an audible click as the
door
closed into the car frame, then there was nothing, only white. The door
opening
had vanished. In fact, there was no longer any indication there had
been a car
there at all. “Coming?” Mike smiled. Bobby
followed, glancing around as he did. While they were walking and had
the
appearance of moving, everything around them was without form or
feature. “I’ve
got to be dead,” he said as he kept looking around, trying to see
something,
anything, in the void that surrounded him. “Either that or I’m
unconscious and
dreaming.” Bobby
glanced
behind him and saw only white. “Maybe I’m delirious and hallucinating.
Isn’t
that what happens when they drug you up with morphine or something?” Mike
turned
toward Bobby and chuckled. “I assure you, none of that has happened.
Yet. But
we’ll get to that in due course.” Mike continued to walk in an assured
manner,
as though he knew what he was doing and where they were going. “I
had to
reset the scene,” he continued, “as things had gotten mucked up.
Through no
fault of my own, mind you.” Mike pointed a finger as though to
emphasize the
truth of his next statement. “There is always an element of chaos even
in
deterministic systems.” Bobby
remained silent as he wondered who the heck this man was, what he was
babbling
about, and where the hell they were. Mike,
meanwhile, continued to walk. “You like to think you’ve got things set
out with
mathematical precision, but precision itself is more of a concept than
a
reality. You do your best to get as close as possible to perfection,
but as the
old saying goes, nothing is perfect. Consequently, unexpected
deviations from
the original model crop up from time to time, and you have to step in
and make
a correction.” Bobby
stopped
and stared at his companion. “Who are you, really?” he demanded. Mike
appeared
startled. “I’m Mike,” he said. “Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,” Bobby snapped. “You’re Mike. But seriously, what the heck is
going on?” Mike
was
silent as if mulling over how best to respond. He spoke methodically,
“As I
explained before, this is a forty-second dimensional time break. It is
a
necessary consequence of wanting to do a reset. I am an intervener and
I am
here to guide you through the process.” He raised one eyebrow and
looked
expectantly at Bobby. When
Bobby
responded with a look of total incomprehension, Mike sighed and stepped
closer
to him. He took Bobby’s arm and half pulled him to get the two of them
walking
again. As
Bobby
walked, he frowned at Mike. “What did all that mean?” Mike
continued to gaze forward. He shook his head and exhaled. “I don’t know
why I
bother.” There
was
another moment of silence. “What?” Bobby said. Mike
blinked
at Bobby and smiled. “Sorry, I was talking to myself.” “You’re
not
going to answer any of my questions, are you?” Mike
shrugged. “It’s not that. It’s a question of whether you’re going to
understand
what I’m telling you. After all, would you explain nuclear physics to a
dog?” “What?”
Bobby
was both puzzled and irritated. “What does that have to do with
anything?” “What
do you
think your chances would be of getting a dog to grasp the fundamental
principles of the atom? Or an electron? A proton? A quark?” Mike gazed
off into
the distance with a concerned expression on his face and spoke aloud as
though
he were talking to himself. “Those quarks are the oddest things. I
still wonder
why we couldn’t have come up with a better idea.” Bobby
took
note of Mike’s lost-in-thought look. “Focus, Mike, focus,” he said,
reaching up
to snap his fingers in front of the other man’s face. “Would you mind
coming
back to me and my little dilemma?” Mike
shook
his head, then turned to Bobby and smiled. “Sorry. Now let’s see, where
were
we?” “You
were
telling me about some forty-second thingamajig. But admittedly, I
didn’t get
it. I am only a dog.” Mike
shrugged. “Hey, don’t take it personal. It was the best analogy I could
come up
with on the spur of the moment.” “Couldn’t
you
merely say I may not be smart enough to grasp something that requires
an
advanced degree?” Mike
looked
thoughtful. “Nope. I think my dog analogy is a better one. Your
educational
systems don’t even touch what’s necessary to understand these ideas.” Bobby
took a
deep breath. “And what ideas might they be, Michael?” Mike
turned
to look at Bobby as though trying to discern any hidden meaning in
Bobby’s
words. “You can call me Mike. No need for supposed formality.” Bobby
exhaled
loudly. Either Mike didn’t understand that his use of the formal
“Michael” had
been meant as an admonishment or Mike was choosing to ignore him. He
rubbed his
forehead. “Yes, I’ve died. But this isn’t heaven.” Mike
chuckled. “At least you’re keeping a sense of humour about all this.” Bobby
gave
Mike a wry smile. “Okay,
okay,”
said Mike. “I’ll try to break it down for you in a way that—” “A
dog could
understand?” Bobby had raised an eyebrow to emphasize his question, but
now
also wore a smile of disdain. Mike
ignored
him. “Yes. The problem here is that your accident is wrong.” “Wrong?” “Yes,
wrong.
Well, it’s not completely wrong, but some deviations to the original
model have
now inadvertently introduced a subtle variation that is going to
snowball into
results I never intended.” Bobby
slowed
his steps while Mike kept walking at the same pace. Mike soon noticed
Bobby was
no longer walking beside him, then stopped and turned around. “What?” Bobby
had
stopped walking altogether now and was staring at Mike. “What are you
talking
about?” Mike
crossed
his arms and placed one hand on his chin. He stared at Bobby. “It’s
like
this,” Mike said. He walked toward Bobby and then kept going by him.
Bobby
turned around to follow Mike and was stunned to see him approach a
table that
hadn’t been there before. He glanced around to see if anything else had
changed,
but no, the two of them were still surrounded by this nondescript
whiteness.
Mike motioned to Bobby. “It’s like this.” Bobby
stepped
forward and saw in the middle of the table a row of dominoes all
standing on
end. Mike
pointed
to the dominoes. “I’m sure you are familiar with this idea. Knock down
the
first domino and the rest fall one after another. The various events
are linked
to one another. But what if…?” Mike reached into the middle of the line
and
displaced three of the dominoes, setting them up to lead in another
direction.
Then Mike walked to the end of the table. “Watch.” He pushed the first
domino,
and it fell over to hit the second domino, which toppled and hit the
third, and
so on, until toppling occurred in the middle. Each of the three
displaced
dominoes fell over as expected, but the last one, now positioned away
from the
next domino, fell but did nothing to continue the chain of falling
dominoes.
The rippling event had come to a halt early and did not continue to the
end of
the line. Mike
pointed
to the middle dominoes. “That’s your accident.” He reached over and
touched the
last domino of the displaced group of three. “As you can see, it has
been
displaced and this event has come to a dead halt. The displaced domino
fails to
affect the next domino in the line.” Bobby
considered the domino Mike was touching, looked up at Mike, then looked
back
down at the domino as he tried to sort out what Mike had said and
connect it
back to his own circumstances. It didn’t seem to make any sense. Or did
it? “Are
you
God?” Mike
chuckled. “Oh, no.” He paused a second, then burst into a laugh. “Or
should I
say, ‘Hell no?’ Though I did set this up. As a matter of fact, I
thought I’d
done a pretty good job.” Mike flashed a conspiratorial grin. “And I
still do!”
he said, waving a finger at Bobby. He stepped back and waved his arm
toward the
line of dominoes. “I set this all up. I planned it, executed it, and
stood over
it to make sure I hadn’t made any mistakes. Unfortunately, stuff
happens. You
can see from my dominoes experiment that if you fiddle with the
positioning of
some of the dominoes, you can bring the whole event series to a dead
halt. That
isn’t the way I planned it.” Bobby
scanned
the dominoes. “You mean the last domino is me. It’s my accident.” “That’s
right.” “But…” “But
you end
up dead. You weren’t supposed to die. You were supposed to live. You
were
supposed to go on and push the next domino in the series. But if you’re
dead
like the last domino, you have been displaced from the event series and
are
unable to play your part in the continuation of the series.” “You’re
not
God.” “Nope.”
Mike
stood there, an amused smile on his face. “Then…” “I’m
a
builder. I like to put stuff together.” Bobby
was
confused. He wasn’t making any sense of any of this and he was getting
a
headache. “I’m positive now I’m all doped up in a hospital someplace
and I’m in
a full body cast. You are a hallucination caused by the pain
medication. I
vaguely remember reading something about this with morphine.” “You
wish,”
said Mike. “No, my friend, you are not going to get morphine, but you
are going
to feel pain. Although it won’t be fatal.” He came around the table
toward
Bobby and pointed behind him. “What I did was set up a scenario.” Bobby
turned
in the direction in which Mike was pointing. There was another table
that
hadn’t been there before. He turned back to discover the table that had
held
the dominoes had disappeared. While Bobby was startled, he was
beginning to
accept this as normal. Normal? Nothing had been normal since he’d
opened his
eyes in his car and discovered the world had stopped. Mike
said,
“Look at this.” Bobby
walked
over. The table had an aquarium in the middle of it. Mike gestured
toward the
tank. “I set up the scenario—an environment, if you will—in which you
thrive.
There is randomness in any situation, but for the most part I can
foresee the
eventualities and plan accordingly. Such is the nature of my stuff.” Bobby
stared
at the tank, trying to make sense of anything Mike was saying. “Your
stuff?” “Well,
it is
my stuff. Technically it’s my stuff. But let’s face it; it’s all part
of the
system.” Bobby
was
even more puzzled. “Are you talking about the Earth?” Mike
looked a
little surprised. “Why, yes. And the surrounding sector, which
obviously
contains your solar system.” “Of
course,”
said Bobby matter-of-factly. If
Mike
picked up on the sarcasm, he didn’t let on. He pointed to the aquarium.
“I set
this up.” “The
aquarium.” “Ah,
yeah,
but what I meant was for this to be a metaphor.” “For…?” Mike
looked
at Bobby as if exhausted by the pointless uphill battle of explaining
to him
what was clearly beyond his grasp. Mike
pointed
to the fish tank and held the tip of his finger against the glass.
“This is
Earth,” he said, and then a tropical fish swam past his finger. “That
is you.”
Mike chuckled, then reached behind the aquarium and pulled out a glass
bowl and
a little fish net. He dipped the bowl into the tank, scooped up some
water,
then stuck the net into the tank and swept it around until he could
pull up the
fish. He turned the net over the bowl, shaking it to make sure the fish
fell
in. Mike held the bowl up with the fish. “Ta-da!” “The
aquarium
is Earth and you just plucked me off it.” Mike
held the
bowl with something akin to pride. “Something like that. I needed to
reset the
scene and, due to the oddity introduced by sheer randomness, I had to
remove
you from the scene to perform the modifications.” “I
was going
to die and you didn’t want me to die.” Mike
nodded.
“Yes. I am now rearranging things and I am going to put you back in the
game,
as it were.” “But
you’re
not God.” “No.
Well,
not in the way you mean, I’d say. You folks have primitive ideas about
the way
the world works. Or should I say the way the universe works?” Mike
chuckled.
“You humans are so arrogant. You think you’re God’s gift to the
universe. Okay,
I grant you, you have potential. But right now?” Mike shook his head.
“Don’t
make me laugh.” “What
am I
supposed to think about anything you’re telling me? I’m walking around,
aimlessly it seems, in this white void with somebody called Mike who
claims to
not be God but can pull dominoes and tropical fish out of thin air.
Great magic
show, by the way.” Mike
gave
Bobby a sly smile. “Are you now going to ask for a card trick?” Mike
placed a
hand on his forehead and looked up as though concentrating on
something. Then
he pointed at Bobby and said, “You are thinking of…the number
forty-two.
Right?” Bobby
stared
at Mike, utterly confused. Who was this? Some wise guy? Was God a wise
guy? But
he said he wasn’t God. Mike
noted
his companion’s confusion. “Okay, you’re not thinking of the number
forty-two.”
He walked away and gestured to Bobby to follow. “Let’s continue, shall
we?” Bobby
followed and the two of them walked together again. “You said you’re
here to
change my accident. You said it wasn’t right. Aren’t you interfering?
Aren’t
you fiddling with time?” Mike
raised
an eyebrow. “Good question. I would say it’s more like I’m tending my
garden.” “Another
analogy?” Mike
shrugged. “You asked and that seems like the best way of describing it.
Well,
the best way in terms you would understand. I set up the garden. I
tilled the
soil; I put in the fertilizer; I planted the seeds. Now, from time to
time, I
need to step in to water the plants, pull out weeds, or remove dead
leaves.
Let’s say your accident was a branch growing off in the wrong
direction. I am
here to trim it and get it to grow back in the right direction.” “But
you’re
not God.” “Listen,
you
people have confused ideas about God. An omnipotent bearded man looking
down
from above and talking to you personally.” “Aren’t
you
talking to me?” “I’m
not God.
Well, I’m not God in the way you think God is supposed to be.” “So
what is
God supposed to be? What are you?” “I
am a
being. I am a few levels up from you. In the same way you exist above a
dog, I
exist above you.” “Are
you
saying I’m an animal?” “Aren’t
you?”
Mike gave Bobby a quizzical glance. “You yourselves define humans as
animals.” “Yes,
but you
seem to present it as though we’re not that intelligent.” Mike
chuckled. “Well, you are a legend in your own mind. Your species has a
tendency
of seeing itself as greater than it is. You think you’re king of the
hill, not
realizing there are other hills, bigger hills, elsewhere in the galaxy
and you
are small fish.” “Why
bother
with us?” “This
is my
garden and I’m trying to tend it.” “But
if we
are so insignificant, why do you talk to us? Why are you bothering to
talk to
me right now?” “You
talk to
your dogs, your cats, all of your animals. Why? Did you think they
would reply
to you?” Bobby
remained silent. “Of
course
not, but you talk with them anyway. And we could argue that you and
your dogs
communicate on some level. Obviously on a rudimentary level, but you do
communicate. Picture that as the same with us. Although I have the
ability to
talk down to your level, you can’t talk up to mine.” Bobby
scratched his head. He did not understand what Mike was talking about,
but
because they were walking in a white void among random appearances of
various
props, he had to assume Mike was speaking the truth. Unless this was
all a
dream, or a hallucination. “It’s
not a
hallucination,” Mike said. Bobby
peered
at the other man. “Can you read my mind?” “Hmph.
Like I
need to read your mind to understand that perplexed look on your face.” A
few moments
later, Mike grabbed Bobby’s arm and pulled him to a stop. “Well, here
we are,”
he said. Bobby
noticed
the vague image of a car door to his left. Not entirely visible, it was
more
like a washed-out grey outline of a car door. Mike stepped over to it
and
pulled on the door handle. The greyish door swung out, revealing what
resembled
the interior of Bobby’s car, visible and clear. “How
about
you hop back in and we’ll get this show on the road, so to speak?” Bobby
looked
at Mike askance, unable to decide what to make of him. God? Superior
alien life
form? Mike’s off-the-cuff remarks were disconcerting. Whoever or
whatever he
was, he was intimately familiar with Bobby, his life, and the entire
planet. “Aren’t
you
afraid I’ll tell people about you?” Mike
glanced
at Bobby as though Bobby had caught him unawares. Then Mike chuckled.
“Think
about it, Bobby. You’re going to tell people about our little meeting.
Can you
imagine what anybody is going to make of this? Heck, they’ll either
think
you’re on drugs or you’ve flipped. Either way they’ll be dialing 9-1-1
to get
the paramedics over as quickly as possible to sedate you. And put a
stick in
your mouth so you don’t swallow your tongue.” Mike laughed. “Worried?
Not in
the least bit. But I’d tell you to think twice about doing that.” Bobby
looked
at Mike. Did he see tears? Was Mike laughing so hard he was crying?
Bobby felt
a little miffed. Why make fun of him? But Bobby reflected on what Mike
had
said. No, he couldn’t tell anybody. This was absurd. Nobody got taken
out of a
car to wander around a white void in the company of some powerful being
while
waiting for an accident to be reset, whatever that meant. “Come
on, get
in,” he said, gesturing with his free hand toward the opening into the
car.
“Let’s get you back on the road to the rest of your life.” Bobby
bent
over and climbed first into the passenger seat, then worked his way
over the
console to settle into the driver’s seat. “Don’t forget to buckle up,”
Mike
said. Bobby put on his seatbelt. Everything looked the same. The
console stick
was even still set in the drive position. “If
you’ll
look to your left,” Mike added, “you’ll see how the scene has been
reset.” Turning
to
glance out his window, Bobby saw that the SUV was not there. Well, it
wasn’t
precisely there. The SUV was now facing the rear panel of his car, by
the
trunk. Mike
had
poked his head inside the open passenger door. “You will note that the
SUV has
been moved back. If it had slammed into your door, it would have killed
you.
Now the SUV is going to hit the trunk of your car and you are going to
live. In
fact, you’re going to walk away. Instead of your life coming
unceremoniously to
a halt, it will continue for the remainder of its allotted time here on
Earth.” Bobby
turned
to look at Mike. “But why do this? What is it you’re trying to change?” Mike
hesitated. “You will eventually get married and have a son. I want that
to
happen.” Mike pointed to the back seat. “Now, Bobby, I want you to pick
up that
neck pillow you have.” “Why?” “Reach
around
and grab it while I explain,” Mike said, watching. “I’m trying to spare
you
from getting a concussion. When the SUV hits your car, the car is going
to go
right while inertia is going to keep your head still. Unfortunately,
that means
your head is going to slam into the driver-side door. If you hold up
your neck
pillow to the side of your head, you’ll have some cushioning when this
happens.
Oh, you’re going to feel pain and will see stars, but at least you
won’t suffer
anything as severe as a concussion.” Bobby
held
the pillow up to the left side of his head and turned to face Mike.
“Like
this?” “Perfect,”
said Mike. “Well, I guess this is it. It’s been a pleasure, Bobby. Good
luck in
life. We will not meet again.” “Ah,
you too,
Mike,” said Bobby, thinking again how strange all this was. “I’m
going to
shut the door now, and then in a moment things will resume. Ready?” Bobby
looked
straight ahead while holding the neck pillow to the side of his head.
“Ready.”
He heard the sound of the passenger door being closed. He shifted his
eyes
across the front windshield and noted that everything seemed to be the
same,
still frozen in the middle of the action. It was silent. He waited. Now what? There
was a
loud bang. The car pitched to the right and Bobby’s head toppled to the
left
and slammed into the supporting post beside the driver-side door. Bobby
saw
stars and was only vaguely aware that his car continued to move to the
right
then rolled onto its side. There was the sound of metal being bent,
torn, and
crushed, along with glass breaking. Bobby flopped around like a rag
doll, held
in place by his shoulder strap. The
movement
stopped. Bobby was dazed but still conscious. Slowly he deciphered what
his
senses were telling him. The car was now over on its right side. Bobby
was
hanging down to his right, but his safety belt was keeping him in place
so he
didn’t fall. God, did his head hurt. There were voices outside but he
couldn’t
tell what they were saying. He heard an odd swooshing noise he realized
must be
coming from a fire extinguisher. Was the car on fire? He
heard more
noise around the car and then on top of the car. Was somebody walking
on it?
The driver’s door was pulled open and light poured in. A voice from
above said,
“Hey, are you all right?” Bobby
felt
dazed. “Yeah. What happened?” “You
got hit
by an SUV, but man, are you lucky. It hit the back of your car. If it
had
broadsided you, you would be dead.” Bobby
was
still confused by the hit on the head. Broadsided? Dead? Just as that
guy had
said. What guy? Mike? Wait, did that happen, or had he been knocked
unconscious
by the crash? Bobby remembered hearing stories of people who’d been
smashed on
the head recounting all sorts of bizarre things. Did he hear a siren
somewhere? Mike
watched
the paramedics pull Bobby out of the car. Fortunately, Bobby hadn’t
been
seriously hurt and could manage under his own steam. The difficulty
would be in
climbing up out of the driver’s door. Mike examined Bobby’s car. It was
totalled, but that was a small price to pay for being able to walk away
alive.
Bobby would go on to live a normal life. He would, however, stop from
time to
time to reflect on how lucky he was. If the SUV had been a little
earlier, it
would have slammed right into the driver-side door. Yes, what luck. It
was
luck, wasn’t it? What
Mike
didn’t say was that Bobby’s son, at the age of thirty-five, would fall
asleep
at the wheel of his car and cross over into on-coming traffic and hit a
tractor-trailer truck head-on. He would be killed instantly, but, more
importantly, the resulting traffic tie-up would cause delays that would
in turn
have rippling effects throughout society. Mike had lined up the
dominoes and
wanted them to fall in order. Mike
turned
and stepped through the crowd. He headed off down the sidewalk and
thought
about how things had worked out. Accidents will happen, but with a
little
intervention, they can happen according to plan. William Quincy Belle is just a
guy. Nobody famous; nobody rich; just some guy who likes to
periodically add
his two cents worth with the hope, accounting for inflation, that $0.02
is not
over-evaluating his contribution. He claims that at the heart of the
writing
process is some sort of (psychotic) urge to put it down on paper and
likes to
recite the following which so far he hasn't been able to attribute to
anyone:
"A writer is an egomaniac with low self-esteem." |