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Pond 78 - December 2023

Submissions Open
Another year go'ombye,
another year oh me.
Let's just hope 24 is a fraction
​better than 23.


And in this giving time of year, hint hint, nudge nudge, if you enjoy SPANK the CARP please consider Supporting the Carp. Look to the right and down a little to see how.
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- Ken
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"Says one time he went out in the wilderness to find his own soul, an' he foun' he didn' have no soul that was his'n. Says he foun' he jus' got a little piece of a great big soul."
​                                                                                               - Tom Joad, Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
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2022 Anthology is now available

SHAPE  POEM
Richard Foreman - we are

SHORT  STORY
Dale Stuckey - Guilty Until Proven Oblivious​

POEM
Andrej Bilovsky - My Favorite​

SHORT  STORY
Kirsten Smith - Happy Accident​

FROM THE EDITOR - POEM
Frozen

POEM
Paula Finn - My Mother’s Anger​

SHORT  STORY
Ronin Fox - PB & J​

POEM
Damaris West - The Moon Is A Good Listener​

SHORT  STORY
Dean Ostrand - Log of My First Time Machine Test​

Support the Carp...
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Friends of the Carp
American Life in Poetry
The Art of Elizabeth Darrow

Barking Moose Press 
Six Questions For...
Pearl S. Buck International​
The Hemingway Society
For something entirely different check out
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Mind of a Poet
Damaris West​
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Author Profile
Margaret Karmazin
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Dream...

ARTISTS and SHUTTERBUGS
I’m looking for original artwork and enhanced photos featuring Carp (including Koi) for the Carpwork Gallery. See the Submissions page for details.

Listed at Duotrope
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Authors' Row

Click on any image to order.
Wayne Cresser
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In these fourteen short pieces, Cresser develops engaging scenes, and the inner thoughts of his characters go in directions unexpected.  Cresser also shows a real knack for sharing the inner lives of his characters, allowing them to develop, warts and all, with resolution and reflection coming in captivating ways. - Fred Shaw
Cheryl J. Fish
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With age 40 looming, Nate, Nora, and Lulu find their lives unraveling, their aspirations dashed. Nate, dead broke, in his eighth year of graduate school delves into yoga. Nate's ex-girlfriend Nora finagles a position in Finland where she tries on men like miniskirts and embraces sisu, the Finnish concept of perseverance, in pursuit of motherhood. And yogi Lulu, Nate’s talented teacher, yearns to get to the bottom of her nightmares of childhood abuse. OFF THE YOGA MAT takes the reader on three risky coming-of-middle age journeys through sensuality, emotional evolution, and breathing deep.
John Pearson
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Seventeen years after surviving a family tragedy, a voice from deep within compelled John Pearson to walk the 500-mile Camino de Santiago in Spain. After two years of training, he stepped onto the Via Frances at St. Jean Pied de Port and an adventure began. At first, his motivations were unclear, but as the journey progressed, it became a pilgrimage and a Celebration of Life. This is a moving memoir of John's transformational journey. He takes you through each day providing an honest, humorous, and detailed account of the many challenges and triumphs on the trail. John holds nothing back.
Vali Hawkins-Mitchell
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​Now more than ever we are all well served by truly deeply listening; to the voices that come from within and from the voices of others.  Reading some of these voices may help you find your own.
Kim Malinowski
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Kim Malinowski's verse novel plays The Phantom of the Opera the novel by reflecting the original characters' roles onto modern day characters. Who wears the true mask--The Phantom or the protagonist protecting her agency?
Terry Tierney
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Set in the Vietnam War era, Lucky Ride tells the story of a recent veteran, an unraveling marriage, and a hitchhiking trip steeped in hippie optimism, post-war skepticism, and drug-induced fantasy.
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“A bang-zoom road trip novel with the queasy high-flying pace of Easy Rider and the breakneck prose of On the Road” --Douglas Cole, author of The White Field.
Richard Sipe
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In his new book of poetry Richard Craig Sipe explores what happens in the aftermath of a life, a town, or a love. These are the LOVELY DREGS: what is left over, what remains, what is never the same, except that, somehow, oddly, it is.
 
LOVELY DREGS is available from Atmosphere Press
Patrick T. Reardon
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Prompted by the suicide of his brother David, Patrick T. Reardon undertook a deep exploration into their shared childhood as the two oldest siblings in a family that grew to 14 children and into his own painful babyhood. Puddin’ is told from the perspective and in the voice of a baby. Each of this small book’s 101 single-page chapters is imagined.  Yet, each is rooted in reality, in facts and feelings.  In an Afterword, Reardon, a journalist for half a century, explains in detail how created a special language for Puddin’ as the baby sought to understand his life.

John Michael Flynn
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Dreaming Rodin is Flynn's second story collection, available from Publerati. All proceeds of the book's sale go to funding literacy programs worldwide. John can be reached at Delays Flights. 
Terence Gallagher
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Conrad is an office techie long past obsolescence, who spends his days at work waiting for the axe to fall. His refuge at night is his cool, dusty house teeming with memories, and his dreams–dreams of another world, an empire peopled by robber knights, kidnapped ladies, and a sinister warrior brotherhood.  It's no wonder Conrad gets a little addled, and no surprise that the dream empire and the waking world begin to run together.

William Quincy Belle
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​A post-apocalyptic Sci-Fi thriller.
Antigravity: floating cites. Pandemic: 80% dead. Flesh-eating disease: artificial body parts. Insects as food. And murder in dystopia.
Patrick T. Reardon
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This exceptional book enables us to see, as if for the first time, something that is right under our noses. It is almost impossible to imagine downtown Chicago and the Loop ‘L’ without each other, and Patrick T. Reardon explains just why that is so in a lively narrative full of information and insights.”
​—Carl Smith, author of Chicago's Great Fire: The Destruction and Resurrection of an Iconic American City
Peter Dabbene
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​Complex Simplicity reprints the first 101 entries from Peter Dabbene's monthly column in the Hamilton Post newspaper, plus assorted essays focusing on comic books, movies, social media, politics, mixed martial arts, astronomy, and more. With humor and style, these pages probe the important and not-so-important issues of everyday life in New Jersey, and America at large.

Ken Poyner
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​A collection of fantastical mini-fictions. A man who encounters mammoth rustlers. Houses that begin to move on their own, forcing the inhabitants to finally introduce themselves to their neighbors. Giant chickens that are hunted for processing in the chicken sandwich industry. And much more.

​Humor, irony, mythical realism, surrealism, soft science fiction.
​Fred McGavran
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"McGavran’s are stories of obsession and experience. They are the stories of characters who are nearing death and who are thinking about what they will leave behind. They are deeply human, and entirely serious, with a touch of humor and a little bit of magic to light the way."         - Anna Kasik, Englewood Review of Books

Hear Roberta Schultz's review on WVXU
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