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Poem Plaques - Custom made decorative plaques

Display your personal poems as beautiful wall decor. Or give a gift to a poet you know using their own poems.
  • Each plaque is custom created with the poem displayed on antiqued paper and offset as shown in the top image.
  • Haiku will be displayed centered as in the image, without the poet's name unless you tell us otherwise. 
  • NOTE: The poem does not have to have been published on SPANK the CARP. Poem Plaque orders are completely separate from and unrelated to poem submissions.
  • Times New Roman, with the title in bold, proper-cased, and the poet's name right-aligned is generally how the display will be formatted.
  • IMPORTANT: Please proofread your poem. Other than a quick spellcheck, we will not proofread or review your poem in any way other to make sure it matches the original line breaks and stanzas after changing the font to Time New Roman and sizing for display. No refunds will be made due to faulty copy, typos, etc.
INSTRUCTIONS TO ORDER
  1. Read the notes below to see some simple restrictions and details**
  2. Fill out and submit the order form below
  3. Email your poem to editor@spankthecarp.com using the Subject line: POEM PLAQUE. (You can email at any time, before or after paying.)
  4. Pay by clicking the button below
Price: $30, which covers shipping and sales tax.
​US orders only (due to shipping costs).
** NOTE: The poem you use must be one you have written, or have permission to use by the poet who wrote it. By ordering you acknowledge this. Also, Poems Plaques are completely separate from the SPANK the CARP (StC) submission and review process. There is no implied acceptance for publication on the StC site when ordering. However, your order will be rejected and payment refunded if the poem's content is pornographic or portrays gratuitous violence. Keep it classy.
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    ORDER FORM - POEM PLAQUE

    Ordering Information
    This will be used to match your order with the poem.
    This will be used as a double check to match the order to the poem.
    This is the address we will send your order to.
    Plaque Options
    NOTE: By clicking Submit you acknowledge that you have permission to use the poem for this order because it is your own and you have author rights to it, or if it is another poet's poem, you have their permission to use it.
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NOTE: We process through PayPal which accepts all major credit cards. We absolutely DO NOT see any information other than your account name and an email address.  A PayPal account is not necessary for payment processing.

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